#7 The Vortex Venti. Twenty ounces of subtle energy.
#6 The “I’m Seeing Visions” Latte. Caffeine-induced hallucinations, guaranteed!
#5 The Sedona Barrista Divination. He draws a symbol in your foam, and you figure out what it means.
#4 The Enchantment Resort Espresso. So rich, it costs $495 a cup.
#3 The Center for the New Age Blend. We psychically predict you’ll order it.
#2 The Mr. Sedona Mocha. A caffeine-free burst of awareness…of Sedona trivia.
And the #1 new product at Sedona Starbucks:
#1 The Sedona Private Guides Private Blend. Eye-opening, with a nice body -- available daily. Order now, before supplies run out.